#1 Would you like to have a cup of tea served on her curvy ass?

#2 Can you count the number of fingers on this kid’s hand?

#3 Katrina Halili, don’t you think your finger are way too long?

#4 Your butt looks bigger than a horse’s butt

#5 At least, one should not have done photoshop in a soldier’s pic

#6 Boy, your perfectly built arms will not impress any girl

#7 Lady, one of your leg is missing, can’t you feel that?

#8 This $exy photo does not even have an inch coziness in it

#9 I can’t believe your stubby arms can prepare such a delicious pizza

#10 By the way, how did you get such a perfect match for using Photoshop?

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