11. You Can Actually Drink Through Your Butt
Ever heard of butt chugging, or an alcohol enema? Some people figured out that you can also get drunk if you take that vodka or beer up the butt instead of down the hatch. Why is this necessary? What happened to normal drinking? This is not only strange but also extremely dangerous. When you chug up the butt, the alcohol goes directly into your bloodstream without passing through your liver or kidneys, so your body can’t force you to throw up if you over do it. What does that mean? Well, you can poison yourself and die.
10. The Biggest Butt Is Eight Feet
A women named Mikel Ruffinelli is currently on record as having the biggest butt in the world, which measures in at 99 inches around, or eight feet. Another woman named Sarah Massey is close behind with one that measures in at seven feet around. It’s not clear what a woman’s average butt size is. Apparently in the denim industry it’s a size 28 body: one model for several denim brands has just enough curves for those size jeans.
9. Women Have Bigger Butts Thanks To Hormones
You might have noticed that women tend to have bigger butts than men and there’s a good reason for it. Women have more estrogen in their body than men, and that estrogen tends to make fat accumulate in the butt as opposed to the stomach where men are more prone to gain weight. This is actually good news for women, since it’s healthier for the body to store fat in the butt than in the abdomen where it can lead to other health issues besides just gaining weight. Storing fat in the midsection has been linked with increases in heart disease, diabetes, and even cancer.
8. One Butt Inspired Spanx
If you’ve ever shimmied yourself into some Spanx shapewear to smooth yourself out or hold yourself in, you can thank the butt of founder Sara Blakely. She has admitted that it was her own butt that inspired her move into developing the shapewear. Sara had to hustle extremely hard to get her business off the ground, but good thing she did because there are a lot of women out there who probably can’t imagine how they ever lived without the shapewear. Sara has said quite simply, “As a woman, I couldn’t figure out what to wear under my white pants.”
7. Many Of Us Are Doing It From Behind
According to a study on playful behavior done by the CDC, “36% of women and 44% of men ever did it from behind with an opposite-gender partner.” So if you’re doing it, you are certainly not alone. A Men’s Health survey even found that women like to be complimented on their butts over any other body part (but eyes and boobs were up there, too). A survey from 1992 discovered that only 16 percent of women in the 18 to 24 age range had tried it, so it seems like interest in backdoor penetration has gone up over the years.
6. Farting A Lot Is Normal
The average person farts somewhere between 13 and 21 times a day, and 99 percent of that doesn’t actually smell. The one percent of what stinks comes from the sulfuric compounds we’re letting out, but they’re mostly made of oxygen, nitrogen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane, none of which smell. Good thing they don’t, because that sulfuric junk alone is enough to cause some seriously foul smelling situations. It’s hard to imagine it getting any worse.
5. Women With Big Butts Are Smarter
A study done by the University of Pittsburgh and the University of California at Santa Barbara had 16,000 women take cognitive tests and then determined that the ones with bigger butts consistently performed better. This might be because the butt and hip area of the body store a lot of omega-3 fatty acids which are good for the brain. They’re also good for the development of fetuses during pregnancy, and the researchers found that women with big butts tended to have smarter kids as well. Go butts!
4. Your Butthole Is Hairy For A Reason
Ugh, sorry to get graphic. Supposedly the hair that grows around the butthole actually helps to muffle your farts, so if you get rid of it completely, you are going to have a harder time letting them slip out quietly. There are a lot of people on the Internet who swear that their silent sneakers are no longer silent since they waxed everything out of the area. As weird as it might sound to let a stranger wax your butthole, it’s a pretty common part of the waxing process.
3. There Are 50 Slang Words For Butt
In the English language alone, there are at least 50 different slang words for the butt, and surely you can come up with a few of them real quickly: ass, junk, booty, Badunkadonk, caboose, fatty, pooper, tush, seat, can, money maker. Many of these terms, of course, have been pushed forward by our cultural obsession with butts and butt references in songs, TV, movies, etc. Nothing is more “in” right now than a butt, but of course this isn’t the first time — we tend to cycle through body parts in their popularity.
2. Poop Is Not All Waste
Poop is actually not all garbage: up to 50 percent of it is still food in its normal energy state. That makes sense since it can be used as fertilizer. On average, 75 percent of your poop is actually water. Poop actually turns brown because it is full of bile and discarded red blood cells, not just because of the fact that it’s waste. Sometimes our poop comes out in different colors, especially when it moves quickly. You might have noticed that it can be green or even dramatically different shades of brown depending on what’s going on in there.
1. You Have A Butt For A Reason
Humans and other primates seemed to have evolved into having butts because we sit down, and, well, we need something to sit on. That’s not the only way our butts have evolved over the years. The bone at the top of the butt called the coccyx is where we originally had tails, and every once in a while, someone is actually born with one. When babies are born with tails they tend to just be made of skin with fat, connective tissue, nerves, and muscle tissue, and sometimes they even twitch thanks to that muscle tissue. Luckily, the surgical process to remove them is a pretty easy procedure.
Source: http://www.thetalko.com/13-weird-facts-about-your-butt/