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Let me set the scene: You're right on the cusp of a hookup. You're on the couch, or the bed, doesn't matter -- all that matters is that you're making out with each other. Making out super hard. With the passion of a thousand suns and a furious intensity that would make your forefathers drop their corncob pipes and blush. Right now, the whole universe is a pair of lips attached to yours.